omg wtf lol bbq?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 03:01:17 GMT

18:43 www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/11/13/water.moon.nasa/index.html they found water on the moon! WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE #

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Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:00:15 GMT

03:54 and they're all made out ticky tacky and they all look just the same #

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Thu, 01 Oct 2009 02:00:41 GMT

04:19 Just went to the bathroom, came back, and someone's sleeping in my bed. I was gone for maybe 2 minutes. Fucking rugby house, lol... #

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Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:01:31 GMT

06:05 Spent all night writing a 5 page essay. I finish, go to save, realize its in 14 font. Change it to 12 and its only 4 pages. FMLLL. #

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Sat, 12 Sep 2009 02:00:59 GMT

04:46 @touchtheskyy Yeah, Jennifer's Body. Looks tairrable. #
04:54 i finally finished my presentation yay #

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Sat, 05 Sep 2009 02:01:16 GMT

22:30 no more livetwitting cuz jenn bitched about spoilers #

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Fri, 04 Sep 2009 02:01:25 GMT

19:30 omg dexter season premiere leaked dling it now soooo excited #
20:23 livetwitting dexter preimiere (spoilers). intro reimagining is funny. #
20:24 is deb finally in a healthy relationship? prolly not. #
20:29 talk about your bloodbath hehehehehehehehehe. i love masuka. #
20:41 debs gonna find out dex's secret oh shit #
20:42 lol. its crazy. crazy good. what the fuck. #

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Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:00:35 GMT

01:44 so after a week of waking up three times a night on an empty air mattress and having to reinflate it... it seems to have stopped deflating. #
01:44 magic? more updates as it develops. #
07:24 still havent gone to sleep. going to try and stay up for my 1215 class. at 130 I'll have been awake for like 26 hours, and then I'll sleep. #
09:42 @touchtheskyy yeah, bring it, just in case #
09:43 never EVER drink three starbucks energy coffee things in a day. i feel like running to li and back before my class. #
11:17 oh god. im crashing. should have waited to drink those coffee drinks. but if i try to take a nap now ill never wake up. shit. #
11:18 im also shitting like crazy. fuck starbucks. #

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Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:00:54 GMT

00:50 @touchtheskyy I saw Twilight at my campus bookstore too! What the fuck! #
00:50 bit.ly/POInY
i want it so badd #
03:22 RAMBO 5 GREENLIT. i is a happy panda #
18:04 thisiswhyyourefat.com/ this is why you're fat! great site. #

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Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:00:46 GMT

11:49 First time updating twitted while shitting LOL #

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Tue, 25 Aug 2009 02:00:58 GMT

14:12 no internet in new paltz! so don't expect me on aim. in the computer lab at school waiting for my next class. atlantic city was fun. #
14:18 lost 120 bucks on video poker, got drunk with my stepdad, watched some football. all in all worth it. my new house is awesome btw. #
14:47 ahh class. i want to go home and get some writing done (2000 words in the past two days, good shit!). contemp fiction should be good though. #
18:33 internets up! thank god. #

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Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:01:22 GMT

13:32 yay loudtwitter is back. going back to np on sat / fucking excited. also, giants game last night was the tits. #
21:14 mad men is a great show and has one of the best theme songs / intros of any show i've seen (dexter being one of the other ones) #

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Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:01:21 GMT

01:02 bit.ly/CcONg
WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE HOLY SHIT #

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Mon, 22 Jun 2009 02:01:23 GMT

02:33 bit.ly/U8l3L
holy shut, auto-tuning the news, hilarious #

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Sun, 21 Jun 2009 02:01:33 GMT

23:37 @xeliselikewhoa you never twitted after your first two, fuck you. #

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Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:11:06 GMT

First story publication. That is all.

ps; I lied. Though I’d like to thank the guys from TC for publishing my story, I would like to point out to anyone reading that the formatting is messed up (line breaks and paragraph breaks are indistinguishable), and that the flow of the story suffers because of it. Check out the story at my website to see it in its original form.

Fri, 22 May 2009 02:04:14 GMT

02:55 fucking idiot bit.ly/16rQV9 #

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Thu, 21 May 2009 02:03:35 GMT

03:11 camera guy, you getting this? bit.ly/5E4PU #

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First fiction publication, woot!

Mon, 11 May 2009 06:58:06 GMT

Everyone should check out The Toasted Cheese Literary Journal next month, their June issue, to read my short story "Two Suns in the Sunset". I got the acceptance letter yesterday, almost shit my pants. This is my first publication, and although it's an online journal, and has the weirdest fucking name I've ever seen for one, I'm excited nonetheless.

Fri, 01 May 2009 02:02:48 GMT

17:49 do you? doihaveswineflu.org/ #
18:42 JURASSIC PARK. DUN DUN, DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUNNNN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN.. #

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Mon, 27 Apr 2009 02:02:04 GMT

17:03 OMG make it stop, its horrible www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKVI2_Dl00Y #

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Fri, 24 Apr 2009 02:02:18 GMT

20:54 old, but lol bit.ly/4b4wH7 #
21:35 First-Ever Nationwide Pro-Marijuana TV Ad Campaign Is Launched in Conjunction with 4/20 (hell yes we can)
tinyurl.com/ctm2az #norml #
21:37 dark gulping is probably the least scientific term i've ever heard www.physorg.com/news159695546.html #
21:39 I Ate the Worlds Largest Cheeto Over the World's Most Expensive Keyboard / what the fuck? i.gizmodo.com/5224528 #food #optimusmaximus #
21:51 they fought the law and the law won i.gizmodo.com/5216062 #thepiratebay #thepiratebayverdict #

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Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:01:50 GMT

20:09 last week update! yesterday: sleep deprivation apparently makes scary movie 3 the funniest movie ever made (at the time). #
20:10 Who the fuck at South Park was thinking of new episode ideas and goes "let's make an episode about queefing?" What the fuck/. #
20:13 last week: Quiznos poisoned me and katie. We split a $4 sub and had terrible diarrhea the rest of the night. It was good, though. #
20:14 played dodgeball at the gym and got BELTED in the face, bending my glasses. Fuck that guy! . #

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Wed, 25 Mar 2009 02:02:27 GMT

18:41 watching Area5's coop. downloading world of goo. got an A on my other midterm / slept through The Bible. #

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Tue, 24 Mar 2009 02:01:57 GMT

17:58 drove to newpaltz. got here, dorms were closed. was basically homeless. sean visited and i slept over ryan and bobbys. teh fun. #
17:59 sent my 360 away. started watching kings. got back two essays, two As. #
17:59 also, my bitch knows how to make a sandwich. #

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